Why does the world need Lost toys?

Looking at the Lost action figures on Ain't it Cool News, I am hit by a wave of apathy. Who in the world would want to buy these? I used to be an avid figure collector myself, and I have to tell any of you that are thinking about adding these to your collection. The Lost toys are proof that the action figure market is just out of control.

Lost is a great show, but do we really need a Locke with bottled water action or a Shannon in swimsuit? They will just sit in your closet for a few years until you are ready to get rid of them, and then you will try to sell them on ebay, but no one will care.

Give us an interesting Lost boardgame, video game, something that we can actually enjoy.