Harry Potter and the Security Gaurd's a Loon!
Why is everyone in Hollywood rehashing old plot lines, making sequels, and ruining comic books when life keeps handing them gems? For example, the story of the security guard who was just sentenced in Britain for stealing two copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince before the release date and then trying to frame Bloomsbury, asking for money not to reveal all the secrets of the novel?
That in itself is cinematic genius, but then he held a starting pistol on one reporter and fired it at others. On top of it all, his lawyer stated that “use of bodybuilding drugs had affected his behavior and personality.”
I would pay top dollar to see this play out on the big screen. It sounds like Adaptation on crack and I love it.
Oh well, I guess I’ll watch Transporter 2 and wish they were smuggling Potter books instead of whatever tired crap they are peddling.